“God’s gonna git him. He’s going to be miserable. He can run but he can’t hide. Hey, he and Casey Anthony can have a tea party in four years.”
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why the fuck is her head so small / i mean is that a mask or
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i can’t even. i can’t.
sorry haven’t posted much. wake up. work. come home and eat a frozen can of root beer that i poured into a bowl that morning / watch buffy. realize this is the highlight of my day. sleep. repeat.
fuck.
Nancy Grace Prosecutes Lindsay Lohan
- Airing on Inside Edition 02/11/2011
have you ever lost a case?
SO FAR….NO.
(dragged across ASPHALT)
omg. i can’t handle it. this made my day. someone find me this clip from the view please. i’m too lazy/tired.
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it’s been forever since i posted anything. i’m working full time at the funeral home now. i passed college (yay) and now spend every waking second at the funeral home. then when i get to sleep, i get woken up to pick up a body. but i love it.
unfortunately, this means i don’t *ever* have time to watch swift justice (there are over 80 saved on the DVR), let alone screen cap any of them or any of all that shit. so i feel bad…maybe once we slow down some. if ever. god.
love you allllll yayyy
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Anyone who watches Nancy Grace,
You know how at the end of her show she gives people birthday shout outs? My sister and I want to have my mom’s birthday announced on Nancy Grace because she watches the show all the time and we think it’ll be a cute thing to do, but we have no idea how to do it. Does anyone know how and/or who to contact to make this happen?
i’d try this: http://www.cnn.com/feedback/forms/form5.html?81 or call 1-888-GRACE-01. Unless you’re talking about her daytime tv show, Swift Justice. then i’d call 1-877-877-1733 or try swiftjustice.com.
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haha holy shit i didn’t realize nancy grace had a court show called “swift justice” on fox…
A MISSING CAR & A BAD LOAN LEAD TO A BROKEN FAMILY
“now i want you to tell me what happened to your foot.”
shows a woman’s foot in cast, pans out to reveal there are two panels of pairs standing in opposition in front of a large monitor, in a room where nancy apparently consults with various tv professionals and personalities about the physiological conditions and such observed in either defendant or plaintiff. now she’s skyping a neighbor. playing a drinking game: shots every time nancy holds up her hand as if in protest, a swig every time she condescends.
“it sounds to me like they’re both lying and both telling the truth…”
the plaintiff’s (woman accused of domestic abuse, alcoholism) face when the defendant (her abused boyfriend) awkwardly applauded himself when the polygraph expert, woody, said he believed he was telling the truth would’ve made a great reaction gif
